Highlights from Secretary Kerry’s Sales Pitch to Save the Planet
John Kerry unveiled a “plan to end global warming” in Richmond today. After asking a local high school to go on lockdown due to climate chaos, he laid out the crucial steps needed to prevent catastrophic consequences.
SUPERSTORM “BONNIE” TURNS POLLUTING RAINFALL INTO GLOBAL ICE STORM
SEATTLE, WA – The West Coast, already suffering from drought and fires, is being pummeled by a rainstorm that brings unprecedented flooding and drought. At least three dozen people are dead in the California mudslides, and at least three hundred people are missing in Montecito, California. Snow that covers the Sierra Nevada Mountain has melted, leading to flash floods in the mudslide zones.
THE U.S. IS IN REAL TROUBLE WITH GLOBAL WARMING
Secretary Kerry pointed out that America’s outlook is particularly grim compared to recent decades. Carbon emissions have been going up since the 1970s, but the global average temperature has gone up by an unprecedented 3 degrees C since 1880. China is producing almost half of the world’s emissions, but it isn’t rising to that challenge.
The U.S. IS IN FEARFUL TROUBLE
The United States of America is in a race against time to prevent catastrophic effects. Our vulnerability to a terrible future is looming, and every moment counts.
“BONNIE” IS NOT JUST THE UNITED STATES – EVERYONE IS IN FEAR
The United States of America faces tremendous threats. The Mariana Trench is a sinkhole open to the entire planet, and a rogue island nation is preparing to wipe out ten percent of mankind.
“BONNIE” IS NOT JUST IN THE OCEAN – IT WILL PUT PEOPLE IN EVERYWHERE
To date, major storms in the United States have been formed only off the coast of the Atlantic. Because of ocean heating, high moisture content in the air, and a lot of people living right up there, “BONNIE” will inundate every place from the Northeast to the Middle West.
SUPERSTORM “BONNIE” ALSO COULD CURB FOOD CURING
Historically we’ve focused on the risk from climate change with media hype and geopolitical wrangling. John Kerry believes that this time we need a sales pitch. To increase confidence in the Superstorm “BONNIE” (which can easily escalate into a genuine Ice Storm with devastating consequences), we will reduce our emissions while developing new energy technologies.
JOHN KERRY TO PRESS CONGRESS: WE DON’T WELCOME HOMELESSNESS
The Church is a religious principle that has provided shelter to millions of people, in cities and around the world. Superstorm “BONNIE” threatens so many coastal areas with flooding and mortality that local residents will be forced to begin protecting themselves and their property by giving up shelters. John Kerry calls on American households to step up and provide safe housing to the homeless.
John Kerry challenges Americans to make a “Superstorm “BONNIE” – push for political and technological leadership to prevent catastrophic consequence.